OMG! sooo creative

kok gembar gemborin malaysia sebagai “malingsia”???

see… see…

I like these men

ruang rapat DPR enak jg ya buat tidur???

Indonesia my dearest country… LOL

Smoke

You smoke, you SUCK!!!

heartache

heartache is like shitting…

if you let her go, you’ll getting better,,,!!!

Sora Wa Maru De – Monkey Majik

Sora wa marude kimi no you ni aoku sunde doko made mo
Yagate bokura egakidashita ashita e to hashiridasu

Tabidatsu kedo looking in the rear view mirror
I got you there sukoshi dake clearer
I know with you　subete ga hirogatteiku
All we need is just a little more time nagareteru kara
Everyday look at yourself and smile
Hoping things will go your way.

Tashika na koto nado nani mo
Dare ni mo waranai kara
Donna koto ga okoru darou
Te wo tsunaide I’ll never let you get away

Sora wa marude kimi no you ni aoku sunde doko made mo
Yagate bokura egakidashita ashita e to hashiridasu

1…1…Hey I wish we hadn’t departed,
But now you life has started,
We met at the shop, and still have something in common.
Soshite itsuka wakaru?
I’m hoping everything is fun,
Kisetsu ga meguru yo
Tagai ni sugoshite hibi ga aru kara
I’m happy ya had the time to stay.
Letting it back, to chat, chilin’ and bringin’ it back.

Tashika na koto nado nani mo
Dare ni mo waranai kara
Donna koto ga okoru darou
Te wo tsunaide

Sora wa marude kimi no you ni aoku sunde doko made mo
Yagate bokura egakidashita ashita e to hashiridasu

Everyday I wake up thinking of you
You make it all clear to me
What I want you to do
Leave it up to you
I always knew you’d make it somewhere
You’re pushin’ it for the top
You never can stop
Enjoy the ride
And you know I’ll always be there for you
So make every moment true

‘Cause we all grow up and and our time is running out
(But) we can teach our youth
That’s what life’s all about
Maybe you’ll fall in love
I maybe be your guide ’till then
Kimochi osaekirezu ni…yeah

Sore wa marude namida no you ni afuredasu yo itsumade mo
Deatta hibi no yorokobi mo itsu no hi ka itsu no hi ka

Sotsugyou, Soshite Miraihe – Monkey Majik

Say goodbye (samishiku wa nai) sariyuku hibi ni (hokoreru hibi)
Itoshiku (kamishimenagara) omoi wo haseru
Say goodbye (samishiku wa nai) arata na hibi ni (masshiro na hibi)
Ima bokura wa (mirai wo mune ni) omoi wo idaku

In my life you know it’s hard to say
That every single day i had to feel the pain but
Namida de sabisou ni nattara mabushii ano hi wo omoidasu yo
Kayoinareta itsumo no kono michi, kyou tabidatsu yo
Tooi mirai no fuan jyanai yo koraekirezu afurederu kimochi

We could stay close say no goodbyes
Keeping our ties and never unwind
Maybe tomorrow we can go out for a ride

We’re driving for miles there’s always smile
Your very first kiss remember those days
‘cause in my heart i know you’re close to me

I don’t wanna

Ikiru to iu no wa subarashii koto kanashimi tanoshimi tsui ni naru mono
Torokeru hodo masshiro na kyanbasu bokuiro ni someru tame arukidasu
Kono jinsei sono mono ga sakuhin hitotsu hitotsu kokoro ni jikakushi
Toki ni akubi shichau gurai rirakkusu shite boku wa boku no peesu de yukou
Wakuwaku wo tsumorase aidoringu joutai marude kotori no saezuri
Mitaku kibun odorase yuku yo doko made? ippo ippo otona e
Machiukeru no wa merodorama gekku mitaku hade jyanakute mo na
Boku ni totte taisetsu na hibi imi aru boku dake no michi

We could stay close say no goodbyes
Keeping our ties and never unwind
Maybe tomorrow we can go out for a ride

We’re driving for miles there’s always smile
Your very first kiss remember those days
‘cause in my heart i know you’re close to me

Woah!

And if i try
To make it all worthwhile
And all it takes
Is just to get up and run
I don’t think that i could ever see myself waiting
So flipping-a-whipping-a-flipping-a-gripping-a
…stop!

Don’t wanna

Zutto wasurenai yo tomo ni sugoshita
Just bring it down
I’m not gonna stop livin’ my life to the top
Your memory’s all that i got
I’ve been dreaming
This time would come
And make it all worthwhile
Won’t let you down
Take my hand let’s get out

We could stay close say no goodbyes
Keeping our ties and never unwind
Maybe tomorrow we can go out for a ride

We’re driving for miles there’s always smile
Your very first kiss remember those days
‘cause in my heart i know you’re close to me

I don’t wanna

Fly – Monkey Majik

Leaving on that 7:30 train, I don’t how far I’ll go.
Round in circles just as long I would tell you, I am alone but
we could be.
Tell me something I haven’t heard before, except for when you
shut me down.
Remember when we stayed up all night drinking whiskey.
I know that you’ve been waiting.
I’ll see you on the other side.

Oh! We’re better off alone, I told you once before,
so don’t knock on my door, you’ll see it if you will,
but I don’t wanna know.
I’m feeling so resentful.

I wanna fly
Fly me up so high
Take me to the skies
I won’t get by
Itsu made mo kimi no koe ga boku no kokoro de hibiku
If you can’t believe me take me home

Kimi no tiisa na te wo semete ato sukoshi
Tsuyoku nigiri shimete itanara
yukkuri ashita wo materareta noni
namida no wake shiteita kedo ima dewa mou ososugiru kara
sore wa sugi yuku keshiki no youni

I wanna fly
Fly me up so high
Take me to the skies
I won’t get by
Itsu made mo kimi no koe wa boku no miti ni aru sa
If you can’t believe me take me home

Everybody’s talkink always up and groovin’ come on up and join
up with me yeah!
Always on and dancin’ always on the move and, come on everybody
won’t you come with me?

cause I wanna fly
Fly me up so high
Take me to the skies
I won’t get by
Everybody needs to go beyond the seas
If you can’t believe me take me home

cause I wanna fly, I wanna fly,
take me high. cause I wanna fly,
I wanna fly, take me high!

I wanna fly
Fly me up so high
Take me to the skies
I won’t get by
Itsu made mo kimi no koe wa boku no miti ni aru sa
If you can’t believe me take me home

Beauty of Math

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

0 x 9 + 1 = 1
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
let you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Redneck Medical Dictionary

Artery = The study of paintings.
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria.
Barium = What doctors do when patients die.
Benign = What you be after you be eight.
Catscan = Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean = Section A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic = A sheep dog.
Coma = A punctuation mark.
D&C = Where Washington is.
Dilate = To live long.
Enema = Not a friend.
Fester = Quicker than someone else.
Fibula = A small lie.
Genital = Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series = World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail = What you hang your coat on.
Impotent = Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff = A Doctor’s cane.
Morbid = A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates.
Node = I knew it.
Outpatient = A person who has fainted.
Ovaries = You get to try again.
Pap Smear = A fatherhood test.
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative = A letter carrier.
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery.
Rectum = Pretty near killed him.
Secretion = Hiding something.
Seizure = Roman emperor.
Tablet = A small table.
Terminal = Illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor = More than one.
Urine = Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose = Near by/close by.